Don't touch my hair

I have a son who has been hanging around his brother Michael too much. He is obssessed with his hair. When he gets out of the bath he has to comb it in a Mohawk. He always wants his hair spikey like Michaels. When I was gone one day he found Michael's gel and made his hair handsome. Everyone gets the biggest kick out of him when he walks into Church because his hair is usually standing up straight, and you definetely don't want to touch his hair or he gets furious. His newest saying while holding two fingers out sideways is "Chunk up a Deuce". I know most of you without teenagers will not know what that means but it is part of some rap song. Just what I want my kids learning!!!